A crime boss (Nick Brimble) is behind bars, but his girlfriend wants to have a child. Eager to accommodate her, he organizes a group of couriers to deliver his sperm to her. Meanwhile, a trio of low-level gangsters--led by too-nice Des (Nick Moran, LOCK, STOCK, & TWO SMOKING BARRELS)--is forced into a situation where they have no choice but to attempt to hijack the precious liquid cargo along the way. Turning the British gangster genre on it's ear, BABY JUICE EXPRESS is a low-budget charmer that respects its ancestors as it has a ball poking fun at their stereotypes.